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Xavier B) @GhostedGary

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Give me your most creative and devastating insults

Posted by GhostedGary - 11 days ago


+bonus points if you manage to make it personal, winner gets death threats


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"It is an insult to God that you continue to breathe."
(You want devastating, I got devastating.)

Gotta be more creative then that
“I got devastating” nothings more devastating then being into NEET bro, god would be insulted by you if they didn’t have better things to care about.

"i hope you cry yourself to sleep tonight after you step in dog shit on your way to school and then as soon as you get of the bus you trip over a rock; soon after you get tripped once again by the fat kid at school and everyone laughs at your sad little helpless winces while you comedically limp to the nurses office; then someone dumps eggs down your shirt and you start crying and call your mom but ultimately fail because she didn't pick up the phone, so you call your dad but realize you're fatherless and don't have a dad to call so you're forced to use the school showers to get tidied up after the embarrassment and try to wash your sorrows away but as soon as you're done you walk into the cafeteria and to your demise you find out someone had taken a video of you singing in the shower and now your body has been exposed to the whole school and you rush out in tears while people violently laugh at you. After all that suffering it's finally home time so you run to the bus, tripping once again and falling head first into dog shit AGAIN! and as you weep and slowly get up you get screamed at by a guy randomly walking his dog on the school property who coincidentally left that dog poopy there when he saw you running out. You then try to get on the bus but the driver stops you and says you're smelly and drives off while everyone throws grapes at you and laughs. so now you have to walk home and then you get robbed by a blind lady and she also calls you ugly and says "naww you so ugly can see it" making you weep and run home, then realizing your mama is gone to work still and the fridge is empty and then you start silently crying in the shower; now you smell and are ugly, then you go to bed that night and have the most horrifying monstrous toe curling sweat inducing terrifying bed sheet ripping nightmare known to man. fuck you"

hope that helps <333

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I’m crying

@GhostedGary victory